The Closing Argument.

(via rightsided)

my-name-is-ninja:

Telling my mum I need to fly to America just to meet Obama when he was on the news and when Romney came on I said ‘And to assassinate that one’ My sister laughed

I am pretty sure the Secret Service has opened up an online reporting site for such words.

Obama watched four Americans die.

rightsided:

communismkills:

But Romney “banning tampons” is more important.

Obama did not watch four Americans die, he slept as the news came in so that he could be rested and energized for his night out with Jay-Z and Beyonce.